Pickup Lines!!!

 1. No, that's not a gun in my pocket. I am happy to see you.
 2. Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
 3. You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
 4. I'm drunk.
 5. I just threw up.
 6. You're ugly but you intrigue me.
 7. I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
 8. You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
 9. Are you wearing windex? I swear I can see myself in your pants.
10. They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
11. Hey baby, what winks and fucks like a tiger?
12. You sweat just like David Dinkins.
13. Your daddy must be a drug dealer cos you dope.
14. Well, fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Bob?
15. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
16. (Wait til the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say,) Come on, we're leaving. (The key is to act like you know them.)  
17. Does your ass still hurt from when you fell out of heaven? 
18. Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again. 
19. You don't sweat much for a fat girl. 
20. (Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say,) let's you and me get out of these wet clothes. 
21. If I follow you home, will you keep me? 
22. Was your father a thief? 'Cus someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
23. Hey babe, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? 
24. Do you want to fuck, or should I apologize?
25. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
26. Let's take a shower together ... you smell.
27. Yo, my friend likes you. 
28. Nice titties.
29. Hey, sweet tits!
30. Do you want to see something swell?
31. Hey babe ... do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
32. Drop 'em!
33. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
34. Wanna fuck like bunnies?
35. Say, did we go to different schools together?
36. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
37. I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laugh.
38. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
39. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
40. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
41. Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
42. At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
43. Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
44. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
45. Hey babe ... can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
46. Hey babe ... can you suck start a Harley?
47. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
48. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? HEY!  What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
49. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
50. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
51. Say mother, want another? (if she has kids)
52. Bond. James Bond.
53. Do you spit or swallow?
54. You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
55. Your place or mine?
56. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
57. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
58. Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
59. Your face or MINE!?
60. "Are you ready to go home yet?"
61. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?           
62. When she asks, for a match. How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
63. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
64. I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
65. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
67. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
68. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
69. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
70. I'd look good on you.
71. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
72. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.
73. I would kill or die to make love to you.
74. Sex is a killer ... want to die happy?
75. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
76. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
77. HI! Can I buy you a car?
78. NOW, BITCH!
79. Fancy a fuck?
80. My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
81. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
82. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
83. Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I want to see if you were really made in heaven."
84. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
85. You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
86. Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Have you ever had your belly-button licked? ... (Yes) ... From the inside?
87. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
88. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
89. Hi, how are you?
90. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
91. Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
92. I am a magical being, take off your bra.
93. Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
94. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
95. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?"  
(I don't know.) "'Cus they're mine sweetheart." 
  • "Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up"
  • "Baby, heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause there's one standing in front of me right now"
  • [check tag on girl's shirt]"Just as I thought, Made in Heaven"
  • [motion for girl to come here with one finger]"If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do wish all five!"
  • [grab girls ass]"Excuse me miss, but is this seat taken?"
  • "Baby, you won't EVER get into heaven, 'cause it MUST be a sin to look that good!"
  • "Hey baby, can I get some fries with that SHAKE"
  • "Boy, I wish I had a swing like that in my back yard!" - Mcmastek@emh.kadena.af.mil
  • "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
  • [Wet your finger and touch girls/guys shirt]"Let's get you out of those WET clothes!"
  • "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
  • "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
  • "Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?" - baker.551@pop.service.ohio-state.edu
  • "The only place that dress would look better than on you is on my floor!" - kevind@onr.com
  • "fuck me if I'm wrong...but havent we meet before" - http://www.promail.com/~dez
  • "your parents are thiefs...they stole the stars and put them in your eyes" - http://www.promail.com/~dez
  • "do you wanna have kids one day?" "Yes" "wanna go halfies?" - http://www.promail.com/~dez
  • "Do you wanna go halfies on kids?" "NO!" "Ok you can keep them then" - http://www.promail.com/~dez
  • "Thats a nice shirt but Ill bet it would look better wadded up on my bedroom floor." - bdeines@hoxie.org
  • "Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"
  • "Do you have a quarter? Because mom told me to make sure and call when I found the woman of my dreams."
  • "I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs" - marolson@wsd.waupaca.k12.wi.us
  • "Girl I know your legs are hurting cause youve been running through my head all day long"
  • "Girl you look so good I wish I could plant you & grow a whole field of yall"
  • "Are those real?"
  • "I may not be Fred Flinstone but i sure can make your bed rock"
  • "There's a party in my pants and youre invited"
  • "[Give girl card that says "Smile if you wanna fuck"]"
  • "[Offer girl/guy a screw]"Wanna Screw?""
  • "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together" - Tara (ultimate queen of my universe)
  • "Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you.....of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too." - superstar2@earthlink.net
  • "The word of the day is "LEGS" so let's go to my house and spread the word." bobw@snowcrest.net
  • "Youre dad must have been a baker because you have the best buns." - rpacheco@pacbell.net
  • "[Girl tells you to go]"The only place I want to go is south of the border"" - ashtonga@freenet.scri.fsu.edu
  • "Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Fuck me and I'll tell you" - menace@centurion.flash.net
  • "Hey, baby wanna get a pizza and fuck? (answers no) whats the matter you don't like pizza?" - dgass@deltast.okra.edu
  • "Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, devide the legs and I'll mulitiptly" - ramjit@earthlink.net
  • "Hi. I'm Big Brother. I've been watching you..."
  • "Lie down; I think I love you."
  • "What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?"
  • "Let's have breakfast together; shall I call you or nudge you?"
  • "My friend and I have a fifty-cent bet that you won't take off your blouse in a public place."
  • "I know a great way to burn off the 300 calories in that pastry you just ate."
  • "I'm learning Latin; would you like to come home with me and help me practice oral declinsions?"
  • "Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?"
  • "Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible"."
  • "Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?"
  • "At the office copy machine: "Reproducing, eh? Can I help?""
  • "So, do you wanna see something really swell?"
  • "Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"
  • "Excuse me but is your last name Gillette.... cause you are the best a man can get!!"
  • "I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!"
  • "Hey baby...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?"
  • "Hey baby...can you suck start a Harley?"
  • "My shirt's chaffing me..." - Jimbo Jones (The Simpsons!)
  • "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
  • "May I end this sentence with a proposition?"
  • "Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? (No.) Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."
  • "All those curves, and me with no brakes"
  • "They call me Milk, because I do your body good."
  • "Wanna have some fun? I got the "f" and the "n", now all I need is "u.""
  • "I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"
  • "hey baby, wanna wrestle?"
  • "Smiling's the second best thing a person can do with their mouth...why don't I show you the first? - Jmafia
  • "If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
  • "Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no') , OK then, can we just practice?"
  • "If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
  • "I was just holding this cigarette and thinking how much I'd rather be holding you." - MRJOSHUA
  • "You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy."
  • "I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?" - Beth's Web-Site
  • "I'm sorry miss, haven't you ever seen a guy lick his eyebrows with his tongue?"
  • "Would you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?"
  • "I'm not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you like!"
  • "Schawiiing!"
  • "Baby, love is my fuel, and you fill my tank." - Matt Brocks
  • "Hey are you wearing space pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!" - Devon
  • "Hey is it hot in here or is it just you!" - Devon
  • "You have 250 bones in your body, you want another?" - Crack
  • "If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public...." - The_Satisfier
  • "First of all i'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips - then move up to your belly button!" - Mort
  • "Hey Baby- it's my birthday, and I'm the cake and you're the candles...Wanna PARTY?" - Rug burn
  • "Hey baby, are you in the mood for swimming? 'Cause I was hoping I could show you my breast stroke." - the bomb
  • "Hi. My name is [your name], you might want to remember that, because you'll be screaming it all night." - Mistress of the Night
  • "Bond, James Bond." - Devon
  • "Im dRuNk, HAhAHhahHAHahHAHaHa!!" - Devon
  • "[put a dollar partially hanging out of your pants] and when a girl asks about the dollar tell her it's all you can eat for under a dollar" - mike
  • "Do you wax those jeans because I can see myself in them." - KnightMare
  • "Let's play Amusement Park - You sit on my face, and I'll guess your weight." - Booyaka
  • "HEy baby wanna ride my convertable its got a pop up top and its good for a long ride." - SideFX
  • "Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside?
  • "You remind me of my breakfast this morning [why, what did you have?] Hot cross buns..." - Dave
  • "Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?"
  • "I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?"
  • "I'm not trying anything. I always put my hands there."
  • "Your father must be a drug dealer because you sure are dope."
  • "I think your name is Angel 'cause you look like heaven" - Seags
  • "Do you have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants" - Bird
  • "Do u believe in love at first sight, if not I can walk in the door agian. " - absolut
  • "I'm an asshole. (cuz women never like the nice guys)" - Squeek&Goods
  • "Hey, honey! I got a sixer out in the trunk!" - Squeek&Goods
  • "Yo, baby! I bust more nuts than a squirrel." - Squeek&Goods
  • "[while on a date in a pick-em-up-truck] Ya know...we're in the back seat right now... and you know what goes on there." - Squeek&Goods
  • "Want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?" - (Monty python)
  • "Did you here you can burn the most calories through sex? Want to start a weight loss program?" - The one
  • "I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!" - Mykie
  • "(for short people)Hey baby,some of us use our hormones growing tall and others use em growing other extensions." - les
  • "Wanna play army? I'll lay and you can blow the hell outta me!" - silly
  • "Excuse me, but your under citizen arrest, because it's got to be illegal to be looking that good!" - White Chocolate
  • "girl if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya!" - dweber5368@aol.com
  • "I need a twenty thousand ton penguin. [he/she replies "Why?"] Oh sorry, I'm just trying to break the ice." - Malcolm
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    The top 10 leaders are;

    1. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

    2. Do you want to see something swell?

    3. Hey babe...do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

    4. Drop 'em!

    5. What do you like for breakfast?

    6. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

    7. Wanna fuck like bunnies?

    8. Say, did we go to different schools together?

    9. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the

    first thing that pops up?

    10. I had a friend who use to hand out phone cards that said:

    "Smile if you want to sleep with me."

    And watch them try to hold back their laugh.

    11. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

    12. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    13. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?

    14. Hey baby, let's go make some babies.

    15. At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

    16. Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

    17. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels

    NOW!

    18. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

    19. Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?

    20. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over.

    When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you

    would cum."

    21. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck?

    HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

    22. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"

    You: "Do you have the energy?"

    23. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

    24. Say mother, want another? (if she has kids)

    25. Bond. James Bond.

    26. Do you spit or swallow?

    27. You look like the type of girl that has heard ever line in the book.

    So what's one more?

    28. Your place or mine?

    29. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

    30. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

    31. Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

    32. Your face or MINE!?

    33. "Are you ready to go home yet?"

    34. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against

    me?

    35. When she asks, for a match.

    How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?

    36. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

    37. I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

    38. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

    39. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you

    weigh.

    40. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

    41. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

    42. I'd look good on you.

    43. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

    44. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.

    45. I would kill or die to make love to you.

    46. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

    47. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

    48. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

    49. HI! Can I buy you a car?

    50. NOW, BITCH!

    51. Fancy a fuck?

    52. My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.

    53. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

    54. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

    55. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

    56. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

    56. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky

    and put them in your eyes.

    57. Look at the tag in her shirt and say:

    "I want to see if you were really made in heaven."

    58. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your

    clothes on?

    59. You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

    60. Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

    Have you ever had your belly-button licked?...(Yes)...From the

    inside?

    61. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind

    all night.

    62. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would

    you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

    63. Hi, how are you? Wanna fuck?

    64. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see

    myself in your pants.

    65. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.

    66. Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

    67. I am a magical being, take off your bra.

    68. Hey, wanna go halves on a baby?

    69. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?

    (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

    70. Hold out two fingers and say:

    "Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't

    know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."

    #71. (Created by Heather Montaperto on 3B) I'm a hurdle, do you want to

    jump me?
    Pickup line# of Votes
    1"Nice shoes, Wanna fuck?"25
    2"[motion for girl to come here with one finger] `If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do wish all five!'"13
    3"Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up"11
    4"fuck me if I'm wrong...but havent we meet before"8
    5"I may not be Fred Flinstone but i sure can make your bed rock"8
    6"[check tag on girl's shirt]"Just as I thought, Made in Heaven""6
    7"Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, devide the legs and I'll mulitiptly"6
    8"[Wet your finger and touch girls/guys shirt]"Let's get you out of those WET clothes!""5
    9"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"5
    10"I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs"5