35 Facts About Women
- Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they
feel like they're actually in control.
- Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is
irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair
- Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of
clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
- Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they
know you can hear them.
- Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an
effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
- Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need
to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
- Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
- Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is
more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing
that the man *wants* to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
- Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around
when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
- Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside.
And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell
two or three people.
- Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a
chance to gossip.
- Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what
she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
- Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that
they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
- Women think all beer is the same.
- Women keep three different shampoos and two different
conditioners in the shower.
- After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical
- Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek
entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek
entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things *could* be.
- If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of
clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a
seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know
what she'll feel like wearing each day.
- Women brush their hair before bed.
- Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good
idea about how she'll be in bed.
- Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
- Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility,
"It's there in the bible". hmmm who was it that gave Adam the apple?
- Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't
- Women have better restrooms. Ladies receive the royal treatment
in the ladies room. Gents just get a large bowl to share.
- The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is
437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
- Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
looking, men kick cats.
- Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her
girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will
call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
- A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
- Woman have legs only so they won't leave tracks like snails.
- Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility
of getting lost using a shortcut.
- Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I
- PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter.
- The first naked man woman see is "Ken".
- Women are insecure about their weight, butt and breast sizes.
- Women can't drive worth shit!!!