Barney Got Run Over By A Tractor (to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer") Chorus: Barney got run over by a tractor Best of all it happened on TV All the little children are unhappy I am just beside myself with glee He was singing to the kiddies "You Wuv Me and I Wuv You" Now he is just a piece of roadkill Some furry purple bits of dino-goo. Chorus: Barney got run over by a tractor Best of all it happened on TV All the little children are unhappy I am just beside myself with glee I don't think the children like me But though I killed him, it's not wrong We're saved from evil propaganda That purple, nazi mind-controller's gone Chorus: Barney got run over by a tractor Best of all it happened on TV All the little children are unhappy I am just beside myself with glee My trial date is set for Tuesday I won't get off (so I've been told) 10 million kiddies saw me do it And the members of the jury are six years old Chorus: Oh' Barney got run over by a tractor Best of all it happened on TV All the little children are unhappy I am just beside myself with glee [ Come on everyone, one more time! ] Chorus: Oh' Barney got run over by a tractor Best of all it happened on TV All the little children are unhappy I am just beside myself with glee